Bojangles

I remember three of us (both my brothers and me) were going to visit a clinic and we hung around the estate as we waited for their appointment.

Suddenly, I realised that my younger brother was missing.

Me to elder brother: Where did Josh disappear to? I don't see him.
Elder brother: I am not sure
Me: I bet that idiot went to sneak away for a smoke. I am gonna hunt him down and give him a scare of his life.

So begins the witch-hunt. I am taking swift steps around the estate, and feeling smug that I'd catch him red-handed at the carpark with a cigarette in his hand. I already knew what was going to happen in my head.

I'd shout 'HOY!!!!!!!!' as loud as I could to embarrass him (although of course, who gets embarrassed in this case is debatable).

Finally, I spot him.

True to my nature and word, I shouted as loud as I could - 'OYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I was going to expect a sheepish look, but instead I saw a confused look from my younger brother. And even more confused look from a middle-aged man.

He looked like he wanted to say something but he seemed hesitant.

Finally he came up to me with a sheepish smile and said, 'Wah you shouted 'OYYY' just like my wife! I thought it was her! You sound exactly like her when she screams at me. I was wondering how come she's here.'

Me to him, 'Oh, you better not be doing something wrong.'

Me to younger brother, 'Where did you go? Went for a smoke right?'

'Huh? I went to look for an ATM machine because I wanted to check my account balance', he replied.